If you're in the trades, paying $20/month for ChatGPT or Claude, and still haven't gifted yourself the digital assets you need, starting with a professional website built by you, stop pretending you're "tech illiterate."
If you can open ChatGPT and it doesn't reply with pure nonsense, you can do this.
If you still won't, you deserve exactly what you're getting:
A phone that doesn't ring.
Tools collecting dust.
Screws falling out while the rest of the set rusts in the corner…
And a licence you either forgot to renew or never bothered using because you can't even get customers in the door.
Pretty sure your bank balance looks like a Girl Scout's cookie jar after a dentist convention: empty, confusing, and everyone's asking where the money went.
Don't get it twisted. I'm not calling you crazy.
I'm saying the golden goose is already sitting in your account.
You pay for the subscription every month.
The potential for leads is there.
The phone could be ringing.
Everything is handed to you.
The only difference between the guy locked up in a mental asylum and the guy who never feeds the goose is this:
One of them at least has an excuse. You don't.
The goose is yours.
The feed is one file.
The golden eggs are the digital assets that actually bring in work.
Proof: A braider in North York, Toronto who used this went from 3 heads/week (family, friends, church) to 9 on a bad week. Workload became insurmountable. She was forced to recruit 2 more workers over a two-month period.
What you're buying first
Not a prompt pack. Not a course. Not a login.
One work-order file: GET-FOUND-KIT.md
You answer 15 questions inside it. You drop the file into the AI you already pay for.
It works like an installer. Step 1 → Step 2 → Step 3. No guessing.
It does not click the buttons for you. It tells you exactly what to do. You do the setup manually.
Input the file before you question the file.
Already got a site? The one off Fiverr. The one that looks like it came off Temu. I don't care. The kit still works. You do not need a new site to run the file.
That file is the product.
The $877 website is only for two kinds of people:
· You have no website
· You want me to build it, put it online, and list your business
Two ways this goes
1. You buy GET-FOUND-KIT.md and run it. new site, old site, Fiverr site, no site.
2. You pay me $877. I build the site and set up Google plus the big business listings.
Same system. Same questions at the core. The only difference is who does the labour.
If you pay me, 15 questions stay 15. That is not a different system. That is you handing the work order back.
What this costs
I almost priced it at $343. because you'll walk away with easily 343 leads once it's live. That's roughly a dollar per lead as cost of acquisition.
You pay $216.
Taxman wants his. The bank wants a charge. I gotta pay for WiFi as well yeah?
After doing y'all a huge favor. handing you the work order for the tools you already pay for... do I still gotta eat that out of my own pocket?
No.
$216 covers the file and the bites taken on the way to you. Still cheaper than one junk lead.
Outrageous?
Hold that thought.
Trades are currently paying $50 to $150+ just for one lead on Google and Local Services Ads. Some are clearing $200–$500+ by the time they actually book the job.
McDonald's spends real money just to get someone through the door for a burger.
The file pays for itself on the first job.
Most of you would happily drop $700 on a web designer who delivers a site that looks like it was built by a cartoon character.
So I asked myself: if I was in your boots, would I pay a guy to use the exact same tools I already pay for… or would I just buy the work order and run it?
That is why the file comes first. The website is if you have no site, or you want me to build it and list you.
Proof: An HVAC guy in Daytona ran only the Google Business Profile section of the work order and decided to be lazy on the website part. He still got 6 calls in two weeks. Last time we spoke (every buyer gets a week of support, redeemable within 6 months) he told me he's already booked for the start of winter. Same winter everybody else is just stocking up for.
THE KIT. $216
The product.
· One file: GET-FOUND-KIT.md
· 15-question work order + sequenced build steps
· A built-in check: scores any website out of 109 points, names the platform, splits fixes by who does them
· Works like an installer. Step 1 → Step 2 → Step 3. No guessing.
· Input the file before you question it
· Google profile first, website second
· Works if you already have a site. Works if someone else holds the login. Works without a site.
· Owner's manual included. phone-first, nothing to install
· One week of support, redeemable within 6 months
Buy this unless you already know you will not do it.
KIT + BUILD + LISTINGS. $877
I run the kit. I put it live.
· You answer 15
· Website built and deployed
· Google Business Profile claimed and filled. every field
· The listings that matter: Bing, Apple, your trade's directory
· Service pages built in the order the money came from
· One week of support, redeemable within 6 months
The $661 difference is pure labour. about 8 hours of my time setting up what the file tells you to do.
You are not paying for magic. You are paying me to use tools you already pay for, because you will not.
The goose is already paid for.
The feed is one file.
Input it before you question it.
It tells you what to do. You do the setup.
Got a site already? Run the file anyway.
No site, or you want it built and listed? That's $877.
One-time payment · Owner's manual included · 1 week support, redeemable within 6 months
Nothing to install. No Python. Works on your phone.